Mark Twain - Samuel Clemens

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Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)
Modern saying: I used to crastinate. I got so good at it I decided to go pro.

No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

1 Corinthians 14:40 Let all things be done decently and in order. [kjv]

παντα δε ευσχημονως και κατα ταξιν γινεσθω [gnt]

Exodus 25:5 And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, [kjv]

και δερματα κριων ηρυθροδανωμενα και δερματα υακινθινα και ξυλα ασηπτα [lxx]

The word taxidermy comes from the Greek words for class or order (taxonomy) and skin or fur as in (dermatology).

Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

1 Corinthians 14:40

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KJV: Let all things be done decently and in order.

Greek: παντα δε ευσχημονως και κατα ταξιν γινεσθω

Exodus 25:5

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KJV: And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood,

Hebrew: וערת אילם מאדמים וערת תחשים ועצי שטים׃

Greek: και δερματα κριων ηρυθροδανωμενα και δερματα υακινθινα και ξυλα ασηπτα

Good judgment is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgment.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

We have the best government money can buy.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. From the autobiography of Mark Twain, although he appears to have appropriated it from another source.
For more information, see http://www.york.ac.uk/depts/maths/histstat/lies.htm (as of 1982).

Statistics can often be used to show things that are not true. One must carefully look at any statistical claim (and assumptions).

Common saying: Figures don't lie. Liars figure.